Men are like Reynolds foil to me

I searched WebMD. Carefully put in my symptoms, listing them one by one and nothing, nada zilch. They were absolutely no help so I decided that I would take it upon myself and diagnose my problem. I have seen enough episodes of House, ER not to mention the intense crush I have on McSteamy to figure out what is going on in my life. All right friends, here it is in a nutshell, I have Dating ADD. I start seeing someone and then figuratively something shiny goes by and I am distracted, lost interest and pursuing the next one. It isn't fair but there isn't a cure for what ails me. I thought about getting some washed up celebrities to help me do a telethon. Anyone of the Baldwin brothers (aren't there like 17 to choose from?), Estelle Getty, the black guy from Designing Women and definitely Britney Spears from whatever mental hospital she is residing at when we broadcast. I hope that I can count on all of you to be there to man the phones when the donations start pouring in.