I've Never

Yes I blatantely stole this from Jess. It couldnt have been taken at a better time cuz I am officially brain dead from celebrating my birthday for an entire week.
This is like the drinking game "I Never". You know someone says something (usually sexual) they havent done but you being the town whore did (and no I wasnt the town whore), then you would drink.
(The things that I have done can be found in bold)

…and it’s long, i’m sorry.
01. Bought everyone in the bar a drink (sometimes after seeing my debit card bill the next day,I could have sworn that I did)
02. Swam with wild dolphins (I saw a pod when I was staying in a little fishing village in Mexico)
03. Climbed a mountain
04. Taken a Ferrari for a test drive
05. Been inside the Great Pyramid (is that a casino in Vegas?)
06. Held a tarantula (and why would anyone do that?)
07. Taken a candlelit bath with someone
08. Said “I love you” and meant it
09. Hugged a tree
10. Bungee jumped
11. Visited Paris
12. Watched a lightning storm at sea (living in Oklahoma long only afforded a land locked lightning storm)
13. Stayed up all night long and saw the sun rise
14. Seen the Northern Lights
15. Gone to a huge sports game
16. Walked the stairs to the top of the leaning Tower of Pisa
17. Grown and eaten your own vegetables
18. Touched an iceberg (does the fake one at the Titantic exhibit count?)
19. Slept under the stars
20. Changed a baby’s diaper
21. Taken a trip in a hot air balloon
22. Watched a meteor shower
23 Gotten drunk on champagne
24. Given more than you can afford to charity (do my children count?)
25. Looked up at the night sky through a telescope
26. Had an uncontrollable giggling fit at the worst possible moment (every funeral I have gone to. Dont hold it against me)
27. Had a food fight
28. Bet on a winning horse
29. Asked out a stranger (in fact the guy I am seeing right now!)
30. Had a snowball fight
31. Screamed as loudly as you possibly can
32. Held a lamb
33. Seen a total eclipse
34. Ridden a roller coaster
35. Hit a home run
36. Danced like a fool and didn’t care who was looking
37. Adopted an accent for an entire day (No but that is something I must do)
38. Actually felt happy about your life, even for just a moment
39. Had two hard drives for your computer
40. Visited all 50 states
41. Taken care of someone who was drunk
42. Had amazing friends
43. Danced with a stranger in a foreign country (does a drunk guy on the streets of Cancun count?)
44. Watched whales
45. Stolen a sign
46. Backpacked in Europe
47. Taken a road-trip
48. Gone rock climbing
49. Taken a midnight walk on the beach
50. Gone sky diving
51. Visited Ireland
52. Been heartbroken longer than you were actually in love
53. In a restaurant, sat at a stranger’s table and had a meal with them
54. Visited Japan
55. Milked a cow
56. Alphabetized your CDs
57. Pretended to be a superhero (Does that mean I am not?)
58. Sung karaoke (yes and it wasnt pretty!)
59. Lounged around in bed all day (One of my all favorite things of all time)
60. Played touch football
61. Gone scuba diving
62. Kissed in the rain
63. Played in the mud
64. Played in the rain
65. Gone to a drive-in theatre
66. Visited the Great Wall of China
67. Started a business
68. Fallen in love and not had your heart broken
69. Toured ancient sites (I was suppose to in Cancun but I was too hungover.)
70. Taken a martial arts class
71. Played D&D for more than 6 hours straight (Do people still play?)
72. Gotten married
73. Been in a movie (I had a cameo in Paris Hilton's sex tape...kidding)
74. Crashed a party
75. Gotten divorced
76. Gone without food for 5 days (three days tops)
77. Made cookies from scratch
78. Won first prize in a costume contest
79. Ridden a gondola in Venice
80. Gotten a tattoo
81. Rafted the Snake River
82. Been on a television news program as an “expert” (I am scared of what they would consider me an expert on!!!!)
83. Gotten flowers for no reason
84. Performed on stage
85. Been to Las Vegas
86. Recorded music
87. Eaten shark
88. Kissed on the first date
89. Gone to Thailand
90. Bought a house
91. Been in a combat zone
92. Buried one/both of your parents
93. Been on a cruise ship
94. Spoken more than one language fluently
95. Performed in Rocky Horror (Oh hell yeah!)
96. Raised children
97. Followed your favorite band/singer on tour
98. Passed out cold
99. Taken an exotic bicycle tour in a foreign country
100. Picked up and moved to another city to just start over
101. Walked the Golden Gate Bridge
102. Sang loudly in the car, and didn’t stop when you knew someone was looking
103. Had plastic surgery
104. Survived an accident that you shouldn’t have survived (does getting pregnant in high school count?)
105. Wrote articles for a large publication
106. Lost over 100 pounds (Does getting rid of Brad count?)
107. Held someone while they were having a flashback
108. Piloted an airplane
109. Touched a stingray
110. Broken someone’s heart
111. Helped an animal give birth
112. Won money on a TV game show
113. Broken a bone
114. Gone on an African photo safari
115. Had a facial part pierced other than your ears
116. Fired a rifle, shotgun, or pistol (all three)
117. Eaten mushrooms that were gathered in the wild
118. Ridden a horse
119. Had major surgery
120. Had a snake as a pet
t121. Hiked to the bottom of the Grand Canyon
122. Slept for more than 30 hours over the course of 48 hours
123. Visited more foreign countries than U.S. States
124. Visited all 7 continents
125. Taken a canoe trip that lasted more than 2 days
126. Eaten kangaroo meat
127. Eaten sushi
128. Had your picture in the newspaper
129. Changed someone’s mind about something you care deeply about
130 Went back to school.
131. Parasailed
132. Touched a cockroach
133. Eaten fried green tomatoes
134. Read The Iliad and The Odyssey
135. Selected one “important” author who you missed in school, and read
136. Killed and prepared an animal for eating (do fish count?)
137. Skipped all your school reunions
138. Communicated with someone without sharing a common spoken language (at work everyday with some of the guys in the kitchen)
139. Been elected to public office
140. Written your own computer language
141. Thought to yourself that you’re living your dream
142. Had to put someone you love into hospice care
143. Built your own PC from parts
144. Sold your own artwork to someone who didn’t know you
145. Had a booth at a street fair
146. Dyed your hair
147. Been a DJ
148. Shaved your head
149. Caused a car accident
150. Saved someone’s life

Good God that is alot. I have discovered that I need to travel more!!!!!